I just choked on my spit.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
friend 1: Jesus Christ was black.
friend 2: No. Jesus Christ was white.
friend 3: No! Jesus Christ was jewish
me: Sorry to burst your bubble guys but Jesus Christ was a superstar.
Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you
I went on a journey of self discovery today
best scene of any anime ever